December 2010
Resolutions
1- make higher quality artwork
2- go on vacation (preferably somewhere completely new)
3- save more money
4- get a real job
5- buy some studio equipment
6- graduate
7- move out
8- eat better
9- don’t be confined by the narrow constraints of my chosen medium, branch out and make artwork I will enjoy making and make it well.
dearestandqueerest asked: ...honestly no. I left the house once to go grocery shopping and it was closed :(. Tea drunk is lovely for sure though. How about you? Anything awesome?
That awkward moment when someone tries to be nice by insulting you… “Hey, you’ve lost weight! you almost look normal!” “Oh, I just love your new haircut, that last one was downright foul.” “You are doing so well with your cancer. Don’t people with cancer lose a ton of weight? When does that happen for you? I bet you just can’t wait!”
dearestandqueerest asked: I cheat! hahahahaha. ignore me...i'm tea drunk.
dearestandqueerest asked: I cheat! hahahahaha. ignore me...i'm tea drunk.
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the joys of high school...
*I am going to revise this a bit more and re-post it… this wasn’t even the story i intended to tell, its just the one that popped up in my head first.
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jrfromtheblock asked: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxby50f3BY1qzs0kqo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1293598368&Signature=QfQCtVWtk0se15Vb0Saklu/LcvU%3D
Threesome? Yes, please.
Threesome? Yes, please.
jrfromtheblock asked: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxby50f3BY1qzs0kqo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1293598368&Signature=QfQCtVWtk0se15Vb0Saklu/LcvU%3D
Threesome? Yes, please.
Threesome? Yes, please.
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mom: (yelling from inside the bathroom) NICK, YOU DIDN'T FLUSH THE TOILET!
me: (yelling back from inside my room with the door shut) YES I DID I CAN STILL HEAR THE WATER RUNNING!
mom: WELL COME FLUSH IT AGAIN! IT DIDN'T WORK!
me: YOU CAN FLUSH IT... YOU ARE IN THE BATHROOM STARING AT THE TOILET!
mom: ... *flush* NICK COME FLUSH THE TOILET!
me: NOPE, NOT DOIN' IT!
mom: OK
Being with certain family members is akin to those moments in war movies when the soft *click* happens and no one moves… dead silence… everyone knows its a landmine… we all gonna die……
Someone at church misspoke and told me Joseph was to be played by Ashley this year. I commented that it was nice of the church to have a transgendered Joseph. No one understood what I was talking about…. Turns out Ashley played Mary and no one at church knows what “transgendered” means.
Dad’s Christmas eve lunch surprise for the family??? One slider from white castle for each person, and it’s not even to prove some stupid point… He honestly thought we’d be fine with it… Hilarious.
Stop complaining that everyone thinks you are ugly! People want to have sex with you they just don’t want to date you. So you aren’t ugly you are just inconsistent and you make no sense ever. Work on being a person instead of a body.
things i cant do right now
1. be around sick people
2. eat moldy food
3. shower
4. put my clothes on by myself
5. bend over
6. lift anything (which extrapolates into opening doors and jars)
7. drive my car
8. stop bleeding if you make me do 4-7
Nothing gets under my skin quite like people feeling entitled to my help for menial things everyone on earth knows how to do. Or when I need help and they do the simplest things wrong forcing me to bleed everywhere because I shouldn’t be doing that sort of thing in my condition.
“death is easy like taking a bath
with an electric fan and waving hello to god...”
– Garrison Keilor
LGBTQ'wanza
liebot:
Cass was asking the parents to drink Champagne at the table today because it was a ‘gay liberation holiday,’ because of the DADT repeal.
I noted that was just like Bender making up Robotica. “You’re just making up holidays to skip work, Bender”
But fuck that, we need more excuses to drink and skip work.
HAPPY LGBTQ’WANZA
“DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL.”
This holiday needs traditions...
this is exactly what i needed, but where on earth did you come from?
My port was taken out and I’m fine.
The port shard is going to be taken out today at the IU hospital, next week the rest will be taken out and a new port will be put in
My port is broken… I will have surgery to take it out and have a new one put in. It sounds like a lot, but I’m sure I’ll be fine. It’s not infected, it’s just broken. I’m glad i am done with school for the semester.
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