August 2011
When people include "christian" in their political...
canthemannons:
like “christian conservative right”
So, you care nothing about politics and merely base all of your political ideas on biblical text that is relevant to only a portion of the country.
It makes me hurt. It really does.
How can you close your mind to such a strict and unfair set of ideas and actually believe that those ideas should be imposed on the rest of the population? I...
Somehow dad found out...
…that mom is paying me to clean the house. He now leaves messes everywhere and says “don’t forget to clean that up,” before he leaves the room.
Me: Clean up after yourself.
Dad: Um… aren’t you the one getting paid to clean up? *smug look*
Me: I’m cleaning up after myself, mom hasn’t paid me in months. (dad now looks like a lost sick puppy)
Dad:...
My brother: is that the girl from Twilight?
Me: that is Christina Ricci…
My brother: yeah that’s her name!
Me: you’ve stained the family name.
July 2011
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I'm realizing more and more
That my art education can be reduced down to just teaching people to be overly critical. First you must criticize yourself until you have an overwhelming urge to destroy it. Then once you’ve grown mold on your body from not leaving your studio space for days you take your perfect art to class where other people can criticize it more. If you leave feeling good about your artwork everyone in...
Wormwoodfirebolt49
Pottermore has it’s fangs in me
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i can feel the incision
in my spine. I feel like magic is leaking out of it. I need Miss Cleo, Nostradamus, Mary Kate & Ashley, Willow, Lilith, Circe, Ron Weasley, Locasta, Etteilla, and Aleister Crowley to heal me.
Watchrising:
The Six Monsters You’ll Have as Roommates
I’ve had them all.
I just realized
that I have been to three different continents.
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I'm in a netflixy mood
any suggestions?
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I have a strong, unexpected urge to
date a bi-sexual.
momz
Josh: (to his mother) Do you mind if we have a bottle of wine while we watch a movie?
Josh's mom: Now Josh, you know this is a dry house... don't tell your brother.
Mom has smart friends.
Mom: a lady in the office told me this year is really special.
Me: why is that?
Mom: well, if you add your birth year to your age you get 2011. Isn’t that cool?
Me: it works for every year you’ve been alive.
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I was bored and turned “head and shoulders knees and toes” into a sexy dance… Then I knocked over a bunch of stuff in the shower while doing said dance. Moral of the story: don’t sexy dance in the shower.
“No one believing in Jesus commits mass murder, […] The man might have called...”
– O’Reilly slams media for calling Norway killer Christian. Says there has never been a Christian terrorist and it is an attempt of the left to downplay Muslim terrorism. (via blaaargh)
Have we forgotten the Crusades already? What about the Inquisition? This argument is so laughable. In fact, the...
The Death of Narcissa Black →
dearestandqueerest:
borgias:
flyicarus | perfectlyperverted | cutequirk:
A beautiful watercolour-illustrated story about Narcissa’s youth, with the whole Black family in attendance. Some of the work is NSFW and bloody, and not really for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, but it’s still a lovely story. (That took me three years to find.)
This is honestly the most chilling thing...
cureformylandlockedblues asked: I've always wanted to receive honorary gay man status! Haha(:
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Went to church today for the first time in months… Checked out the pastors. Iowa makes some finnnnne pastors.
Looks like my wish for a third album won’t be fulfilled.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
