Something about autumn and winter make me loathe my “singleness”… someone should ask me out on a date soon.
I just finished reading Modelland
I can’t live the same way.
i met the cute guy i keep seeing all over campus AND a cat accosted me in the parking lot. it MADE me cuddle with it right then and right there.
Dear Student Loan People,
stop being evil.
Sometimes I get a gust of “clean the house” enthusiasm… Sometimes the house wants to tell me to just go back to reading my books by dropping the iron on my head.
i know how strange it sounds...
…but growing mold on clay is a really big deal. Growing mold on clay makes the clay more elastic and it is like winning the lottery. Some girl was freaking out about the mold in the clay bucket because she thought we were all going to die. We may die honey but this clay will be the best you’ve ever worked with.
That’s a sore subject on about 4000 levels.
Britney and I...
… had some extra time before dinner with her mom and decided to follow the signs around town to the local apple farm. We pulled up the the shadiest place on earth. There is a shanty to the right, apple store in front of us, and a house to the left. All things you would generally associate with an apple farm were replaced with cats. We walked inside and the Hispanic farmers were yelling in...
today at work
I was ribbon dancing with a friend while no one else was in the studio and no one had come by for hours. SUDDENLY a man is standing 2 inches from my face. He is completely unphased by my ethereal ribbon dancing skills or the fact that he just meandered 2 inches from the man covered in clay and dancing with ribbons. Clearly I am scared to death because I have never seen this guy and he interrupted...
I really want to blast me some godney in the ceramics studio but I’ll be chastised and I’m not in the mood to ignore everyone. 100%first world/gay boy problems
The wand wood Pottermore chose for me needs someone humorous to control it and it creates flamboyant results… how on earth could a short quiz determine something so obscenely accurate?
the thing about the celebrities without...
… is that they are poorly photoshopped images that do not take the bone under the eyebrow into account. they just put the same skin tone all the way through that area. The bone would still add some shadow to the top of your orbital cavity area. So in conclusion IF someone had their eyebrows removed AND had plastic surgery to flatten that area above the eye they would look just like those...
thebambolafactory: HUSBANDS - EPISODE 1 I could cry. I can’t believe the time is actually here. The premiere episode of HUSBANDS!!!! Please ReTweet, ReWatch, RePost and just frakking enjoy!!!!!!! Thanks for all the love and get ready for a wild ride!!!!! http://www.husbandstheseries.com
When I told you everyone was in love with you I thought it was a lighthearted joke… Nope, as it turns out I am the only one not madly in love with you. We’re really good friends, just don’t expect me to fall to your feet when you call.
The post-it note...
… In the kitchen with a phone number on it should really upset me. No one is home all week and I didn’t write it. Where did it come from??? Yeah, I don’t care, I’m just not going to call.
it took me...
…60 pages on tumblr to catch up. I love the internet.
mrgolightly: Robyn - Hang With Me