scene-killer: whenever most of the gay community hates on the fems, i just chuckle and think “more for me”
meaganjane: Scramin songs in the car. ...
I had another dream about being an assassin.
My outfit looked better when I planned it out and set it on the floor before I went to bed. In conclusion: my outfit will look better sitting on the floor before I go to bed…
I had an insane dream last night.
[[MORE]] My dream started off in a small library filled with 13 people and myself. We were all deadly magical assassins trying to kill the same princess, but I was undercover and I was trying to save her from these assassins. We were all trying to organize our efforts so we wrote down our magical assassin powers on a piece of paper and one guy was the leader,but he didn’t write down all...
All of my sculptures are in the kiln. I am...
It just got Princess Valhalla Hawkward at my house, but there’s nothing I can do about it. Plan ahead.
Anonymous asked: You go to church?
Remember when that guy at church got a tattoo of the Ankh and thought it was a normal cross? Yeah that was hilarious.
If you live somewhere carry a key to that place once you leave. Breaking into your own house is tacky. Calling people @3am to let you in the house is rude.
mypatronusisyou: blade-of-woe: ...
Adventures With Dad
[[MORE]]Dad: I just can’t take that guy seriously. Me: Why? Dad: He runs like a girl, and he needs to run like a MAN! Me: (jokingly) So you’re saying you can’t take women seriously? Dad: (To my older brother) Help me out here. How do I respond to that? My brother: Dad, just stop talking yourself into holes. (dad then responded by wrestling my older brother in a packed...
Adventures With Dad
[[MORE]]Today my dad asked what I wanted for lunch from Wendy’s and I responded with “a large plain cheeseburger”. I don’t generally eat at Wendy’s because it’s pretty bland, but free food is always nice. He arrived back home with a 99 cent cheeseburger for me and a large burger for himself covered with all the toppings. So I had to ask; “why is my burger...
English Class Rant.
[[MORE]]Today in my American Novel class no one seemed to notice that we are reading a novel about an African-American Woman. All the symbolism and meaning people were trying to pull out of the book were based on their “W.A.S.P.” ideals and very near to 100% wrong. I’m not an African-american or a woman so maybe I am the wrong one. The entire class is white and I think there may...
Through indiscriminate suffering men know fear … the most divine...– Zora Neale Hurston
My least favorite thing
“hey, nick! Why don’t you call me anymore?! Do you hate me?!” “no friend. I love you but I’m busy… Besides, phones work both ways. You can call me anytime you want to, you can even text me.” “You’re a dick!!!!”