ninefoldgoddess: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The more you know… What an asshole
contenthooker: i haven’t laughed like this in a while
glittergaysandgore: *sets DVR to record every episode* I’m so glad the rest of America has the opportunity to love her as much as i do.
I took this off my friends Facebook, but I’m reblogging it because I think it is...– (via hartzprod)
so the guy that led me on apologized… what a noble gesture…
ivetrulyoutgayedmyself: stephenbreak: josiedalose: catsandcunts: screamcolor: humyn: uglyreckless: omg NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING. This will always be funny never ceases to make me laugh one way to come out OMFG LOL OH MY GOD.vfos ziuxbvrbkjna efkvbnajsn ernjn vskjd fd BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Vampire train wreck Mom bought a movie theater
Story of my life
Boy meets nick. Nick starts to like boy. Boy fakes it for no particular reason. nick feels like something is wrong. Boy admits to leading nick on and has a new boyfriend by the end of the week. Nick has cancer and no job. Thanks universe.
This is my Minecraft game I've been working on for... →
shoebomb: OMG DIEING OMG OMG OMG work dat snuggie guuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl
I am currently frustrated by people who genuinely think everyone knows who they are. Everyone. Complete strangers are expected to have read your article in the newspaper or that blog entry… No. You’re a nice person but no one cares enough to tattle to your parents or boss. You live under your own shadow.
Where have I gone? How did I get here?
When dancing at a club
the-rogue-wonder: ifeelprettyandwittyand: Most gay guys: Me and my friends: ACCURATE.
A dude likes me
Maybe putting it in writing will make it last.