pootsy: avatar2033: space-cops: shadzu: ehjorth: toulouselastartrek: okatu: the cuil theory jesus CHRIST tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL y this I accidentally clicked on this and was like, fuck it I’ll watch it anyway. Best decision ever. Oh god I don’t even know what this is oh my fucking god.
I have been slaving over dishes that have been accumulating for weeks. I am now that gross poop shaped tamagotchi that you get when neglect sets in. Stepdad is blasting in the living room, the sun is shining in my windows, hobos roam the streets below, this is growing up. This job blows so much, but I’m not sure I would have appreciated this day as much without it. I’m on steroids...
When I was young I heard that everyone found love in college. I looked forward to attending the life event that would bring forth my other half. Whenever nothing worked out I would think “just wait till college, all the nerds are cool and everyone falls in love”… I fell in love a few times in college… They’re all straight now. College is over and I’m fine...
videohall: Cat receiving signals from another planet > Pretty sure that’s morse code for iadhjfioajfgy
homombre-earth616: prince—william: boyslashwonder: “thank you, bacon” oh. my. god.
sigur-roskolnikov: Casual reminder that Mitt Romney physically assaulted a gay man. Santorum was two letters away from calling Obama the n-word on national television. Paul Ryan laughed as an elderly man with a broken arm was tackled to the ground. All three of them have expressed their hatred of women in their policies. Deadly serious reminder that if you vote for them, you are promoting...
alchemyjones: Christina Aguilera vs. Khia | My...
adamsleray: vomiyt: this was the most uncomfortable experience in my life i need an adult
saveroom4coffee: “Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.” — Amy Poehler
pizzadelivery: studies have shown that the worst possible side effect of marijuana is feeling the constant need to talk about it
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